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18

Apr

alittlebitofe3:

repllicunt:

argentourage:

what if you could meet your celebrity crush but the cost was them knowing everything you’ve ever said about them in your tumblr tags

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

guy:

do you ever type a long rant and then at the end of it you select all of it and delete it because no one cares

(Source: guy)

jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

(Source: forever90s)

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

(Source: dead-moon-california)

foreveralone-lyguy:

australiansanta:

imagine if plants had dicks and vaginas

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(Source: australiansanta)

17

Apr

Anonymous asked: stop making introvert jokes. Most introverts have mental disorders and this is actually more offensive than funny.

officialunitedstates:

"most introverts have mental disorders"  please educate yourself instead of making up random statistics…